13 Things Jennifer Aniston Is Probably Doing Instead of Caring About Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Divorce0 Comments

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Posted on 20 Sep 2016 at 5:09pm

Yes, it’s true: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are divorcing, and the Internet is totally losing it. But in between the cries that, “Love is over!” are petty theories that Jennifer Aniston is off somewhere cackling like Maleficent. People just can’t get over Pitt and Aniston’s marriage that ended 11 years ago. Granted, the alleged reason was because Pitt and Jolie got together while he was with Aniston, but still. This is tired, y’all. Aniston doesn’t GAF about the demise of Brangelina. She is too busy doing any of these 13 things (or all of them):

Frolicking in sprinklers that are shooting out exclusively Smartwater.

Rolling around in a tub of Aveeno moisturizer.

Counting the coins she is making just from her random eyelove endorsement deal.

Counting all of her coins in general.

Ordering her husband, Justin Theroux, to take off his shirt and run lines with her.

Drinking a margarita, her drink of choice, because it’s Tuesday and she’s rich.

Doing yoga, probably.

Hula dancing, probably.

Peacefully standing in a room filled with white balloons while wearing a questionable shirt.

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PHOTO: Getty Images for smartwater

Eating either astronomically large salads or Chinese takeout with Courteney Cox.

Going to the dentist.

Sleeping.

Orrrr making this face for no reason in particular.

Glamour – Entertainment

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