Kristen Stewart Reminisces on How Donald Trump Obsessed Over Her in Hilarious SNL Monologue0 Comments

By admin
Posted on 05 Feb 2017 at 4:06pm

During her opening monologue for this week’s Saturday Night Live, Kristen Stewart reminded us that Donald Trump’s habit of starting dumpster fires on Twitter is nothing new. Apparently the president had a bit of a fixation on the Twilight actress and her ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson four years ago that he shared on—you guessed it—Twitter.

Stewart started her monologue saying she was nervous to be hosting, thinking the president was probably watching, but that she already knew how he felt about her (spoiler: not good). She then read four of the 11 tweets Trump had previously sent out about Stewart, most of them about her and Pattinson’s relationship. Why he thought he had such great insight into their relationship, who knows—but Stewart seems to think it has something to do with him being in love with Pattinson. He even went out of his way to tweet that Pattinson had an open invitation to the Miss Universe pageant. If you’re confused but also not that surprised, same. But these tweets really happened—and Trump hasn’t even deleted them.

Exhibit A:

Stewart brilliantly closed out her bit on Trump saying, “Donald, if you didn’t like me then, you’re really probably not gonna like me now, ‘cuz I’m hosting SNL, and I’m like so gay, dude.” ? We’re guessing if the president really was watching, he’ll likely say something in response (on Twitter of course).

Kristen spent the rest of her monologue disproving the reputation she’s gotten over the years for seeming a bit apathetic. SNL cast members Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant joined her on stage, impersonating too-cool-for-school versions of themselves, and bragging about partying all night and having never not having sex. But Stewart wanted to make it clear she was really excited to be hosting—SO excited, in fact, that she accidentally threw out the F-bomb during her closing line. All three of their reactions are priceless. “Well, I’ll never be back,” Stewart said, clearly so embarrassed.

We hope that isn’t true. Watch the whole amazing thing for yourself:

Glamour – Entertainment

Read Also
Advertisement
You might also likeclose
+ +