*Pretty Little Liars*: 65 Jaw-Dropping Things You Forgot Happened on the Show0 Comments

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Posted on 07 Apr 2017 at 3:07pm
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS 2010 Warner Horizon Television TV series with Lucy Hale. Image shot 2010. Exact date unknown.

PHOTO: Pictorial Press Ltd / Alamy Stock Photo

If you’re a true Pretty Little Liars fan, then you can admit (without guilt) that the show sometimes doesn’t make any sense. Frankly, it doesn’t make sense most of the time. At this point, all of the bombshells dropped on us over the past seven years—Murder! Torture! Creepy dolls!—blur together. We know mind-boggling stuff has gone down—especially the game-changing twists like Mona’s “A” reveal—but there are so many other bonkers moments that have fallen through the cracks.

Luckily, we’re here to remind you—and just in time for the show’s final series premiere on April 18. These 65 deep-cut moments are particularly jaw-dropping. (And yes, Noel Kahn’s severed head makes the list.)

General Nonsense:

  1. The fact that Aria, Spencer, Hanna, and Emily managed to graduate high school even though we never saw them do work.

  2. Ravenswood. Enough said.

  3. The fact that we’re supposed to believe Alison was buried alive and somehow survived.

  4. The obliviousness of the other Rosewood High School students. Seriously, they’re so chill about murderers walking their halls.

  5. Everything about Ezra’s lair.

  1. The lack of police intervention.

  2. Rosewood High School’s apparently stellar computer science program. That place is churning out hacking techno-wizards left and right!

  3. Rosewood High School’s ridiculously flawed HR department. They hired Alison as a teacher.

  4. Ezra’s inability to tell the difference between pre-teens and adults.

  5. The lack of average-looking people in Rosewood.

  6. The liars’ inability to turn their phones on vibrate.

  7. Grunwald’s entire presence. I’m 88 percent sure she’s a ghost or some kind of witch.

  1. Hanna’s “fat girl” nickname, “Hefty Hanna.” Jesus.

  2. Every doll that has ever made an appearance on this show.

  3. And every mask.

  4. INCLUDING THESE LIFE-LIKE FLESH MASKS—WTF?

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  1. Also, the fashion in general. Who dresses this well for high school?

  2. The fact that the Rosewood Police Department misidentified Bethany’s dead body. Who hired those cops?

Season One

  1. The liars inadvertently murder Ian in the church because they think he’s “A.”

  2. “A” savagely hits Hanna with a car.

  3. Paige tries to drown Emily in the lap pool, but it’s cool because they eventually date.

  4. Hanna is forced to eat all of those cupcakes that are covered with pig designs. Be more subtle, y’all.

  1. Mona’s birthday party, for two reasons: A. She invites the liars (even though she hates them), and B. They go “glamping.”

  2. The phrase “glamping.”

  3. “A” locks Spencer in a dark, creepy funhouse—but again, it’s chill because Spencer and Toby share their first kiss in this episode.

Season Two

  1. Mona falls off an effing cliff.
  1. Emily gets locked in a random barn and is nearly gassed to death.

  2. “A” puts live worms in the girls’ Chinese food takeout boxes because why TF not?

  3. Emily and Spencer get into a full-on fist fight while doing community service…wearing orange jumpsuits.

  4. Jason takes dozens of photos of Aria sleeping, which, for whatever reason, doesn’t bother her because they eventually hook up.

Season Three

  1. Lyndon James poses as “Nate,” Maya’s cousin, just so he can kidnap Emily and kill Paige.

  2. But! Emily murders Lyndon before he has a chance to do it.

  3. Spencer travels miles to the Academic Decathlon just so she can choke Mona, who took her place.

  4. Aria gets trapped inside a crate…with Garrett’s corpse. How did “A” pull this off?!

  1. “A” traps Spencer in a steam room, and she almost dies of heat stroke.

  2. Ashley hits Wilden with a car. No one should drive in Rosewood ever.

  3. “A” sets a live snake loose in Spencer’s dressing room. A snake.

  4. Toby’s do-rag as an entity. Goodbye.

  5. Toby’s quasi “A” reveal. On what planet did this make sense? On what planet does anything on PLL make sense?

  6. This necklace made of teeth.

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  1. The moment when the liars realize Jenna is faking her blindness and Aria says,”Bitch can see.”

  2. Meredith as a character. (She drugged Aria and held her prisoner in her own house!)

Season Four

  1. Emily is almost sawed in half. “A” is a big fan of heavy machinery.

  2. “A” pops out from the backseat of Mona’s car like a daisy and tries to choke her. This is the second time Mona was choked on PLL.

  3. Somebody drives a car literally into Emily’s house. Honestly, the Rosewood P.D. needs to revoke everyone’s driving privileges.

  4. “A” performs painful dental surgery on Hanna and leaves a message in her teeth.

  5. Spencer finds finger bones in her dress.

  6. “A” casually shoots Ezra.

  7. Aria’s iconic ugly cry.

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  1. Ezra becomes a possible “A” suspect. Again, no logic. Grasping at straws.

  2. The hoedown dance as a general concept.

  1. Spencer’s fashion show wedding dress, somehow, gets caught in a bear trap—as in, a trap for bears.

Season Five

  1. Aria murders Shana and, like, nothing comes of it. Does anyone remember the last time this was brought up?

  2. Alison’s dog, Pepe, discovers Jessica’s dead body. In Spencer’s yard.

Season Six

  1. I. Marlene King decides to randomly cover Aria with rats.
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS 2010 Warner Horizon Television TV series with Lucy Hale. Image shot 2010. Exact date unknown.

PHOTO: Pictorial Press Ltd / Alamy Stock Photo

  1. Aria gets set on fire and suffers no visible burn wounds.

  2. Everything that happens in the goddamn bunker.

  3. “A” locks the PLL mothers in a basement, and we never find out how they escape. They just do.

Season Seven

  1. Hanna gets a job right after college that gives her the salary to afford first-class airfare.

  2. Spencer and Caleb date. Just no.

  1. Dr. Rollins/Archer actually hates Alison and only married her so he could imprison her in the hospital and then kill her.

  2. Hanna is held hostage in some creepy shed for days.

  3. The liars hit Archer with their car using so much force that he goes through the GD windshield. Enough. With. The. Cars.

  4. Noel Kahn is decapitated.

  5. Spencer gets shot, but fans still think she might be “Uber A,” which is the most preposterous thing ever.

The final season of Pretty Little Liars premieres April 18 on Freeform. Expect plenty of car accidents.

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